Look For David on E! This Weekend!
By David Wygant

Several months ago I was approached by E! Entertainment Television, and they asked if they could film me doing one of my bootcamps for use in a special they were creating on ‘the good, the bad and the ugly’ of dating. I am happy to report that I was filmed as part of the “good” section.

In March, E! indeed came and spent a whole day filming me doing a bootcamp here in Los Angeles. It was a great day with a great group of guys who participated.

I have learned now that the E! special will be airing this weekend and is titled “E! THS Investigates: Dating Nightmares.” The show will be airing every day this weekend and at all different times of the day: Friday May 16th at 8:00 pm EST, Saturday May 17th at 5:00 pm EST and Sunday May 18th at 1:00 pm EST. Check your local listings as to airing times in your area or go to E! at http://www.eonline.com/on/shows/thsi/index.jsp .

I have no idea how much or in what way I may be featured in this special . . . but let’s all watch together and check it out!!! I am doing a bootcamp here in Los Angeles this weekend, so we will definitely check out one of the show times.

With a title like “Dating Nightmares” I am very interested to see what the show ends up being all about. At a minimum, though, I’m sure we’ll see some great examples of dating behaviors everyone should avoid!

Have a great Friday . . . and keep a look out for me on E! this weekend. I may be appearing in a living room near you!

Pictures on the Net By David Wygant

Here is an open memo to all of you who do not put up pictures of yourself on internet dating sites.

World news: the internet has been big for dating for the last seven or eight years! You need to get over yourself. You need to put your picture up and you need to put it out there.
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A “Physical” Experience
By David Wygant

So today I went for my yearly physical. Now I’m a pretty healthy guy. Ok, I’m actually a health freak. I do yoga, I eat well, I stay out of the sun, I exercise every day. But it seems like every year right before I have my physical, I freak out. I always think “What if they find something?” It’s amazing, though, what ELSE you start to think about once the physical is under way . . .

It is as I’m in the doctor’s office today that I realize that there is only one time in my life when I don’t like my balls touched – and it’s when I’m in the doctor’s office! There’s just something about the way he says “Drop your pants to your knees” in that manly voice. It could also be that paper robe you are forced to wear that makes you feel oh so sexy. Either way, I do not enjoy the ball-touching that takes place in the doctor’s office.

As the doctor is touching each testicle, he even tells you “The left testicle looks good, feels good.” Hearing this I’m thinking “It does NOT feel good! Where are the long female fingernails lightly touching each testicle and giving me erotic pleasure?” When I look up now, all I see is Dr. Ron telling me each ball is okay.

Then comes the dreaded words “Roll to your left and get in the fetal position,” ’cause you know what’s coming next. Then in a gentle voice you hear “We’re going to check for blood in your stool and see how the prostate looks . . . but first we have to lube it up a little bit.”

As a finger slides up my ass, I realize that the only things I like are things that come OUT of my ass. The play-by-play is also a trip. “Prostate nice and smooth . . .no swelling in there . . .” Well, ok then, take your finger out of my ass! “One more circle to make sure everything is ok . . .” Great! Then when he removes his finger and I think, I am SO glad I’m a dating doctor and not a real doctor.

Then while I’m still in shock, he hands me a box of tissues and says “Clean yourself up. The nurse will be back in a few minutes.” So I’m thinking “Wow, you mean I don’t get to stay here all day long and engage in another round of pleasure?!”

Now you are all probably wondering how all this pertains to dating. The truth is that I have no idea and it really doesn’t matter, because what I really want is to have you all share your doctor stories.

Weigh in on this question: Who suffers more – men with a finger in their ass or women in the stirrups being opened with a spatula like an omelet. Let the debate begin . . .

Todays podcast is all about men and there number system. Are you a man who rates women on a scale from 1 to 10?

Its time to end the number system once and for all.

All the women will enjoy this podcast more than any other one.