How To Never Leave A Voice Mail Message
I have very few words to describe what you are about to hear.
Do you remember the movie Swingers….well i f you think Jon Favreau was a bumbling idiot when he called that woman on the phone at the end of the movie and left a message.
You have heard nothing yet. Click here for so you can listen to Mr Clueless.
This man has no clue at all and this was one of the funniest things i have ever heard.
Thanks Max from London for this great recording…..you have made my day and i know everyone will appreciate this great find!!!
And for those of you who never ever saw Swingers with Vince Vaughn.
This is equally a classic.
July 2nd, 2008 at 12:50 pm
David:
I remember agonizing for a solid week pondering what would be the most successful strategy for calling what would be my first girl friend. The level of anxiety is similar to what I would expect a prisoner awaiting a call from the warden experiences on ‘death-watch’.
When the day finally came I paced around my room for a solid 90 minutes. Finally, I pulled the trigger. Thankfully she answered. It would have sucked having to wait another week to call.
-n
July 2nd, 2008 at 1:50 pm
Great post david!
Here’s another crazy one doing the rounds!
http://www.holytaco.com/2008/06/27/the-douchiest-phone-message-in-history/
July 2nd, 2008 at 3:33 pm
I don’t understand why she didn’t call him back… the man is perfect! LOL
The Swingers video is just a little proof that IOIs are just irrelevant… dont’ look for validation, look for qualities.
July 2nd, 2008 at 4:06 pm
Thanks David, good laugh before I go to Yoga!
LOL… but I think it has to be made up.
I need to re-rent Swingers. BTW, I ran into a Showtime TV show my brothers kept telling me to go rent out. It’s called “Dexter”. If you haven’t seen it you must. It is dark, smart, funny, has good photography and great music. It’s about a serial killer, which make TV watchers root for him. Damn, it is addicting and the episodes must be watched in order. There’s a lot of “monkey chatter in the head” on it.
July 2nd, 2008 at 6:50 pm
Ha ha that clip is great. Was Swingers a movie or tv series? Isn’t it funny how even though you can hear their voices and understand what they’re saying, you still read the sub-titles! or is it just me… oh dear.
July 3rd, 2008 at 12:40 am
http://www.dimitrithelover.com/ well apparently the fag muffin is also one of thos “pick up instructor” this is his site.
July 3rd, 2008 at 10:08 am
HAHAHAHA! I sent this same link to Khiem just the other day. I was cringing the whole time. It’s really hard to listen to.
Seriously, how does anyone get this way??
– Patrick
July 3rd, 2008 at 11:04 am
Do you want to know what a “catch” this guy is, how perfect, handsome, good in bed, rich, well-adjusted, without flaws, normal, intelligent, psychologically intact, confident, secure, picky and single this guy is?! (Did I miss anything from his list?) Just ask him ….
Oh … and nothing says “you make me so hot!” more than a man who gives me a deadline for calling him ….
Then again, apparently if my Mother has cancer and I have to go to chemo or if there has been some earth-shattering emergency, he may be kind enough to cut me some slack …
Who says there are no great men left for us gals to meet?!
July 22nd, 2008 at 10:07 am
I like this guys style…LOL